PLEASANT GROVE — Local family of 7 narrowly escape death after frightening encounter with an angry driver sporting multiple gospel decals.
Around 7:30am this morning an apparent road rage incident occurred concerning a single driver and a family of 7 in a minivan. Witnesses report hearing the screeching of wheels and honking loudly as the solitary driver cut off the minivan nearly clipping it and then shouted out the window.
“What I heard was ‘watch where you’re expletive going you expletive expletive,’” reported one anonymous driver near the scene. “I think the man was late for work or something. Doesn’t seem right to try hitting a poor family in a minivan.” At the time of reporting, it is unclear whether the driver yelled expletives or said the word ‘expletive.’
Utah patrolmen have announced that the car is marked by multiple Christian bumper stickers, most notably one that reads ‘Peacemakers Wanted’ after the refrain issued by leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
“All units are out searching for this attempted manslaughterer,” related officer Lucky Merril. “He clearly is one grumpy fella.”