Vexillologists and incels alike have argued that the recently implemented redesign of our state flag is far more progressive and inclusive than Brigham Young ever intended for Utah to be. And after careful examination, we’ve discovered that they are right to be outraged. Let’s start with the obvious one. The woke mob is obsessed with including people, and in this case, they just had to … Continue reading Is the New Utah Flag Woke?
From the first day any of us set foot on campus and saw the beautiful Centennial Carillon Tower, we’ve all been wondering the exact same thing: how much bell could a bell tower tow if a bell tower could tow bell? Well, unfortunately, these facts will not address that question in the slightest. 1. The bell tower was reportedly built. 2. It was originally called … Continue reading Spotlight on the Bell Tower
Another semester gone means another campus-wide celebration in the form of Reading Day. But what exactly is there to read? We’re glad you asked. “The Cat in the Hat” by Dr. Seuss For anyone new to this whole “reading” thing, Dr. Seuss’s The Cat in the Hat is a great way to get started. While challenging at times, the intricate story and masterful character development … Continue reading Best Things to Read on Reading Day
Despite what you may have heard, the Cougareat Chick-fil-a is not the only restaurant on campus. And according to our highly experienced food critic, it doesn’t even compare to these ones. Cougareat Raising Cane’s Just because it’s tucked into the corner doesn’t mean it isn’t there, but many people seem to forget about the Cougareat Cane’s entirely. If you can’t find it, ask a Wendy’s … Continue reading Best Restaurants on Campus
With the season of eating leaves and hiding from ghouls well underway, assuming a ghost is using all your barbecue sauce is a logical conclusion, but it’s not the only possibility. Keep an eye out for these common symptoms of a reclusive roommate. 1. Your laundry detergent is running suspiciously low Studies have shown that between ghosts and roommates, ghosts are less likely to do … Continue reading 5 Signs Your Apartment Ghost is Just a Roommate You Haven’t Met
