Author: Renesmee

Ever since coming of age at age 7, Renesmee has been delightfully working at the Alternate Universe. She is from Highland, Utah, and she enjoys dancing, singing, hiking, reading, and blood. Renesmee is majoring in Computer Science with a minor in French because her name is supposedly French. In her spare time, she enjoys long walks on the beach with Jacob, which is not weird at all. Here's a video of her from a few years ago: https://youtu.be/UyuIcE7P6_A After graduation, Renesmee plans to get a PhD in estheticianing and an MD in plastic surgery. Want to steal her look? She will open a practice in Los Angeles. Renesmee is a mother of four dogs and one goldfish, all named Ethyl.
General Conference, Life

Church Announces New Temples

The joy on President Nelson’s face shone as he announced the newly-planned temples.  The brethren held a poll with the question, “Which temples are you most excited for?”  The top five responses were Pyongyang, Jerusalem, Salt Lake City Center Temple Center Temple, Independence, and Wakanda. The Zoom chat went wild with people cheering. “YAAAAAAAY!” “Finally!” “Wakanda forever!” Isaac Newsome, a BYU student studying theater, remarked, … Continue reading Church Announces New Temples

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Life

Conference Fits Leaked

Salt Lake City, UT Everybody was wondering what outfits this season’s conference speakers are going to wear. No surprise, they’re going to wear the same old thing, but this year with a twist—the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles plans to come decked out in fabulous outfits. This year’s conference theme is the American Experience, which isn’t too far off from what conference has been like … Continue reading Conference Fits Leaked

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Campus, Life, News

Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

Watch out, freshmen! Chipman Hall’s entire first floor has reported cases of Ligma, a nasty foot fungus that turns your nails yellow and causes the skin to turn porous.  Other symptoms include diarrhea, nosebleeds, foot acne, dancing feet, and an inexplicable desire to join team Edward.  Sarah Winters says, “Everyone in our hall is livid. None of us can go to the pool on Saturday … Continue reading Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

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Campus, Life, Uncategorized

BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year

New Student Orientation is nearly over, so you know what that means!  Time for all the information that your Y-Group leaders REFUSED to tell you! You WILL NEED ALL of your books.  If you do not have your books on your first day, that is a big, fat zero out of ten percent of your grade!  Now the highest score you can get in your … Continue reading BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year

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