Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl

Gratitude, spending time with family, and eating an obscene amount of food are all irreplaceable Thanksgiving traditions. This year, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles and the First Presidency decided to add to this list of traditions with the All-American tradition of the turkey bowl. President Russell M. Nelson served as the referee for this exciting event.  The first team, “Homies in Christ”—made up of … Continue reading Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl

New Study Links Creamery Products to Male Pattern Baldness

The epidemic of male pattern baldness at Brigham Young University is truly frightening. Every two minutes, a balding returned missionary asks out an unsuspecting freshman girl. Now, groundbreaking research from the Developmental Biology Department of Research at the University of Utah has discovered a connection between the onset of male pattern baldness and the amount of BYU Creamery products consumed, offering new information about the … Continue reading New Study Links Creamery Products to Male Pattern Baldness

Arts Students Chain Selves to HFAC to Protest Demolition

The Harris Fine Arts Center, commonly known as the HFAC, is slated for demolition in the face of plans for a new arts building. Despite the myriad advantages to the new arts building, and the inarguable faults of the HFAC, some arts students are not ready to let the HFAC go. These arts students have chained themselves to the front entrance, sides, and roof of … Continue reading Arts Students Chain Selves to HFAC to Protest Demolition

BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections

With midterm elections fast approaching, senator candidates Mike Lee and Evan McMullin are pulling out all stops in hopes of winning the race. While television ads, mailed propaganda, and pleas for campaign donations are all effective, Senator Mike Lee has stepped up his game with his new strategy of recruiting missionaries to campaign for him. “I just really felt the need to get across that … Continue reading BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections

Testing Center Introduces $15 Fastpass

As midterms enter full swing this fall semester, students have been reminded of the awful, dread-filled misery of waiting in line to take an exam. Surprisingly, BYU has actually done something to fix this problem. Starting on October 10, a $15 FastPass will enable students to cut to the front of the line for 24 hours.  The university’s reaction has been mixed. Supporters of the … Continue reading Testing Center Introduces $15 Fastpass