Author: Lisa Simpson

Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building

Between recess, naptime, and making festive hand turkeys, being a business student can be pretty exhausting. Take a moment to recognize the hard work going on at the Marriot School by stopping by the Tanner building this Thanksgiving season. Brigitte C. Madrian, Dean of the Marriott Business School, weighed in with her comments about what it’s like to be a business student at BYU. “The … Continue reading BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building

Lisa Simpson
Featured, News, Uncategorized

BYU Honor Code Office Launches “No NCMO November”

As the sun sets on the month of October, the BYU Honor code office has unveiled what they have in store for the month of November. This morning a post on the office’s Instagram announced that they are launching “No NCMO November” in order to encourage students to refrain from committing what some have called Utah’s version of a one-night stand. “NCMO Kills Love” is … Continue reading BYU Honor Code Office Launches “No NCMO November”

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life

Five Last Minute Sexy-Modest Halloween Costumes

It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. Here’s a list of white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract their attention without requiring you to put too much skin in the game. 5. Inflatable Morph Suit Erase any semblance of womanly curves in this classic look. Sure, your crush won’t even be able to see your face, but that just gives … Continue reading Five Last Minute Sexy-Modest Halloween Costumes

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life, News

Provo Rancheritos Undergoing Major Seismic Strengthening to Fortify Against Events of the Last Days

Provo residents were shocked to find that a favorite local Mexican cafe- Rancherito’s- closed its doors to customers last weekend. For many, this was a cause for panic. Riots broke out in the streets. Social media cried out in woe. Everyone united in the same thought: Why do bad things happen to good people? Thanks to some expert investigative journalism conducted by The Alternate Universe, … Continue reading Provo Rancheritos Undergoing Major Seismic Strengthening to Fortify Against Events of the Last Days

Lisa Simpson
Featured, General Conference

Tabernacle Choir Opens October 2022 Conference With Incredible Laser Light Show

It was perhaps the best rendition of “Lead Kindly Light” ever performed to date. As pillars of light rested upon the conference center this morning, saints all around the world were enlightened by the spirit. The Tabernacle Choir hadn’t put on a full-fledged laser light show since 1889. According to Saints Volume 3, budget cuts constrained the choir from the production quality that they desired, … Continue reading Tabernacle Choir Opens October 2022 Conference With Incredible Laser Light Show

Lisa Simpson