Author: Swedish Chef

Featured, Life, Provo

How to Spot a Performative Provo Male

After attending the Performative Male contest at Pioneer Park last Saturday, The Alternate Universe team recorded key findings on performative Provo males–a recent cultural phenomenon. Saturday Morning, hundreds of young adults gathered in Pioneer Park for a “Performative Male” contest. Inspired by a recent trend of lookalike competitions and performative male contests in Seattle, New York, and Toronto, this simple park gathering turned into a … Continue reading How to Spot a Performative Provo Male

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Reese’s Sues President Shane Reese for Copyright Infringement

A whopping $1 million lawsuit was filed against the BYU President for having the audacity to use his last name.   Tensions have been high ever since a formal lawsuit was filed against Shane Reese last Friday for copyright infringement of the name “Reese.”  Nate Butters, the H.B, Reese Candy Company public relations representative, noted, “We were alerted to the situation as soon as we … Continue reading Reese’s Sues President Shane Reese for Copyright Infringement

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Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married

So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends! Do yet another scripture study about patience  Get into real estate Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables  Explore the Ted Bundy cave … Continue reading Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married

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BYU Benson Building to be Renamed the “Benson Boone” Building 

A mystical, magical moment in BYU history, the Benson building will be renamed in the singer’s honor to celebrate his new album. Driving down I-15, there are several billboards advertising Benson Boone’s upcoming American Heart Tour. What drivers may not have noticed, however, is the fine print at the bottom of the billboard, which says, “BYU Benson Boone Building coming soon.”  Just yesterday, BYU announced … Continue reading BYU Benson Building to be Renamed the “Benson Boone” Building 

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