BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building

Between recess, naptime, and making festive hand turkeys, being a business student can be pretty exhausting. Take a moment to recognize the hard work going on at the Marriot School by stopping by the Tanner building this Thanksgiving season. Brigitte C. Madrian, Dean of the Marriott Business School, weighed in with her comments about what it’s like to be a business student at BYU. “The … Continue reading BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building

Biting “Zombie” in Clyde Building Actually Just Horny Student

You may have heard screams coming from the southeast corner of campus. In the Clyde Building, McFury Tryxton Johansen enjoyed his afternoon snack. One may assume that calling for daddy is a cry for help, so an eighty-five-year-old professor clonked McFury over the head with a chair. Days later, when McFury finally woke up, Dr. Griswold discovered the frightening truth – McFury was making out. … Continue reading Biting “Zombie” in Clyde Building Actually Just Horny Student

“Thank Gosh-Darn It’s Sunday” Restaurant Opens at Cougareat, Only Open on Sunday

“Thank Gosh-Darn it’s Sunday.” That’s for sure. In a surprising turn of events, BYU announced a new edition to the four-star Michelin-rated Cougareat: “Thank Gosh-Darn it’s Sunday”. This spin-off of the somehow still-in-business “Thank G– It’s Friday” or TGI Friday’s, is set to open next month. TGIS will be the first restaurant of its kind and the seventh installment of the TGIF brand. Current locations … Continue reading “Thank Gosh-Darn It’s Sunday” Restaurant Opens at Cougareat, Only Open on Sunday

BYU Proposes ‘Subtle Changes’ to Y Mountain in New Rendering

Have you ever thought Y Mountain looked a bit bland? Like it was missing something? Maybe four gigantic stone carvings of the most influential LDS figures? Well then it seems stupid minds think alike, because BYU has proposed the stone faces of Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, Donny Osmond, and hot Nephi to grace the mountain. Project manager Starling Painthuffer confirmed the proposed plans on November … Continue reading BYU Proposes ‘Subtle Changes’ to Y Mountain in New Rendering

Arts Students Chain Selves to HFAC to Protest Demolition

The Harris Fine Arts Center, commonly known as the HFAC, is slated for demolition in the face of plans for a new arts building. Despite the myriad advantages to the new arts building, and the inarguable faults of the HFAC, some arts students are not ready to let the HFAC go. These arts students have chained themselves to the front entrance, sides, and roof of … Continue reading Arts Students Chain Selves to HFAC to Protest Demolition