Category: Campus

Campus, News

BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., influential speakers from different backgrounds across the world flock to the Marriott Center to present a gospel discussion so inspiring, it will make you say “wait- who’s actually attending these again?” This semester, church leaders and BYU faculty step to the side and let the true heroes of our days reflect on what it means to live the gospel. Winter … Continue reading BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Life

Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”

It’s long been established that the first Sunday of each new semester is a critical time to make good first impressions on fellow ward members. With this golden opportunity to check one another out in a socially acceptable way drawing near, the YSA 377th Stake Presidency have decided to light the fuse on Provo’s powder keg of young adult hormones by christening this day the … Continue reading Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”

George Beard
Campus, Featured, Life

5 Ways to Stop Segway Jerks from Running You Over

There is an epidemic of segway riders at BYU, and the administration has done nothing to regulate the usage. There are signs preventing bike riding between class switching, but nothing for segways or hoverboards. In the meantime, here are some brilliant ideas to stay safe. Say no. Nobody can run you over without your consent. Channel your inner Dora the Explorer and tell them, “Segway … Continue reading 5 Ways to Stop Segway Jerks from Running You Over

Renesmee
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building

Between recess, naptime, and making festive hand turkeys, being a business student can be pretty exhausting. Take a moment to recognize the hard work going on at the Marriot School by stopping by the Tanner building this Thanksgiving season. Brigitte C. Madrian, Dean of the Marriott Business School, weighed in with her comments about what it’s like to be a business student at BYU. “The … Continue reading BYU Business Students Doing Good Work—Hand Turkeys on Display in Tanner Building

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Life, News

Biting “Zombie” in Clyde Building Actually Just Horny Student

You may have heard screams coming from the southeast corner of campus. In the Clyde Building, McFury Tryxton Johansen enjoyed his afternoon snack. One may assume that calling for daddy is a cry for help, so an eighty-five-year-old professor clonked McFury over the head with a chair. Days later, when McFury finally woke up, Dr. Griswold discovered the frightening truth – McFury was making out. … Continue reading Biting “Zombie” in Clyde Building Actually Just Horny Student

Renesmee