As the weather gets colder and the tests get harder, the students of BYU lower their expectations and jump into relationships. Here are the Top 5 types of couples that aren’t afraid of a little bit of PDA at BYU. 5. Tall White Guy with the Short Latina Bonus points if they met on the mission and double bonus points if they’re engaged within two months … Continue reading Top 5 Campus Couples to Watch Out For This Cuffing Season
With midterm elections fast approaching, senator candidates Mike Lee and Evan McMullin are pulling out all stops in hopes of winning the race. While television ads, mailed propaganda, and pleas for campaign donations are all effective, Senator Mike Lee has stepped up his game with his new strategy of recruiting missionaries to campaign for him. “I just really felt the need to get across that … Continue reading BYU Campus Missionaries Canvassing for Mike Lee in Midterm Elections
What is that mysterious steam coming from the Marb basement? It’s always there, and countless students hold their breath while passing to prevent whatever it is from entering their airways. Fed up with not knowing, our investigative journalists (including myself) took a look at what is underneath, and the results may shock you. The first thing we saw as we entered the room were aisles … Continue reading MARB Steam Revealed to Be From Underground Sweat Shop
This year thousands of BYU students worked hard to dress up for Halloween. They wore these elaborate costumes to classes of all kinds. The Alternate Universe has once again awarded the best costumes across many categories. Most controversial: Sandy Cheeseman as “Young Galadriel” Most original: Patrick Mendy and Mandy Patrick as “Jim and Pam” Most vengeful: Stan McChristensen-McMichael as “Battinson” Most likely to … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards
On Friday, construction workers found an ancient poem while working in the HFAC. The ode, etched onto a stone tablet, is written in Old English and appears to date back to the 20th century. Professor Filastus Dogberry, an expert in ancient languages, was able to translate the epic poem after many hours of study. The following translation was sent by Professor Dogberry to the Alternate … Continue reading The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan
