“Prove All Things; Hold Fast to That Which Is Good” Counsels President Oaks at BYU Devotional

In the second devotional of the new semester, the first counselor to the living prophet President Dallin H. Oaks addressed the audience of BYU students sporting a new look to support this historic announcement. In what will come to be known as Official Declaration 7, President Oaks affirmed that the Lord had made known His will for the blessing of all the bare faces across … Continue reading “Prove All Things; Hold Fast to That Which Is Good” Counsels President Oaks at BYU Devotional

Lost 116 Pages Found at President Worthen’s Mar-a-Utah-Lake Residence

President Kevithen J. Worthen has been on the top of the FBI most wanted list for some time now. Reports tell the Alternate Universe that President Worthen is so desired by the FBI for his “swag” and “pizzazz”. Recently, the FBI has been looking into President Worthen after receiving a tip that his presidency might have been attained wrongly. “There has never been a man … Continue reading Lost 116 Pages Found at President Worthen’s Mar-a-Utah-Lake Residence

BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

Every Tuesday morning, students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kicked off the semester and will be followed by members of the leadership of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and a range of industry leaders and thinkers. Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent … Continue reading BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

BYU Apologizes to Duke Volleyball Player with Coupon for Free Cougar Tail

BYU students, faculty, and fans were shocked this past weekend when a Duke volleyball player was repeatedly harassed and called a racial slur during a BYU women’s volleyball game. As one of the most diverse campuses in the state, where students have been heard saying things like, “I know a black person” and “I love Will Smith,” these actions seemed incongruent with BYU’s reputation. BYU … Continue reading BYU Apologizes to Duke Volleyball Player with Coupon for Free Cougar Tail

Bombshell Survey Reveals that 80% of BYU’s Retention Rate is Attributed to Ice Cream Vending Machines

Brigham Young University’s annual campus climate survey reveals not-so-surprising data on retention rates. A question asked, “What is your primary reason for staying at BYU?” Among returning undergrads, 80% said it was because of ice cream in the vending machines. A follow-up question asked, “What are your other reasons for remaining at BYU? (Select all that apply).” Among those whose primary reason was ice cream, … Continue reading Bombshell Survey Reveals that 80% of BYU’s Retention Rate is Attributed to Ice Cream Vending Machines