So you have been spending every night swiping on Mutual on your phone, and you forgot to register for classes. Now you have to pick classes from the bottom of the barrel. Here is our list of the best classes to round out your schedule. CHEM 105: Chemistry is always fun. Then you could finally dip into your reserve of chemistry-based pick-up lines. What could … Continue reading 5 Classes for Students Who Forgot to Register for Classes
If you’re single and looking for a smoking hot babe on campus, you might have to up your Zoom flirting skills instead. Kevin Worthen, BYU’s President and Papa, recently announced that BYU will be transitioning back to full-time online in response to the rising gas prices. According to Worthen, there will be no in-person classes until it is “financially” safe to return to campus. “We … Continue reading BYU Reverts Back to Online Classes to Fight Rising Gas Prices
There are some questions as old as time. Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going? And of course, are sweater vests against the Honor Code? While sweater vests are both trendy and classy, a near-impossible feat in this day and age, there is a dark underside to these stylish pieces. As we all know, the Honor Code includes a” Dress … Continue reading Opinion: Are Sweater Vests Against the Honor Code?
Everybody’s 7th favorite building on campus just got a new makeover. Heavily influenced by the constant complaints and confusion centered around wayward ramps, the Jesse Knight Building has recently been converted into a state-of-the-art mini golf course. ”I was just about to finish my engineering degree until I saw this change,” uninspired Lucas Byers told the Alternate Universe. “I was inspired to change my major … Continue reading ‘Confusing’ JKB Converted Into Mini-Golf Course
Have you ever been directly responsible for the demise of another person? Most people would confidently think to themselves, “Of course not! I’m a good person”. But if you just thought this and you attend the prestigious Brigham Young University, you would be a big fat liar. And yes, I’m talking to you. Sigmunda Freud was a bright, young Psychology student with strong aspirations of … Continue reading Student Fails All Class After No One Takes Her Surveys
