Dark History of 224th Ward Revealed: The Only Ward to Ever Meet in the Testing Center

Because of the sheer amount of BYU student wards, YSA wards meet in almost every building on campus. That is, except for the testing center. However, that was not always the case. Although having been shrouded in mystery for years, the Alternate Universe’s investigative journalism team is finally bringing to light the dark history of the Provo 224th YSA ward. It was a dark and … Continue reading Dark History of 224th Ward Revealed: The Only Ward to Ever Meet in the Testing Center

Carmen SandeigoFebruary 15, 2022February 16, 2022

Campus, Featured, Life

Top 5 Student Jobs

College can be expensive and balancing classes with work can be hard, which is why it’s important to get a good job. Check out these Alternate Universe recommendations to get ahead in the job search. 5: Emotional Support for the PR Team Why deal with your own stress when you can help students work through the mental breakdowns that come from trying to prove that … Continue reading Top 5 Student Jobs

Sister MichaelFebruary 15, 2022February 17, 2022

Campus, Featured

BYU Creamery Releases new ‘Fry Sauce’ Flavored Dairy Products

If this isn’t the sign of the end of days, then we don’t know what is. BYU Creamery has recently announced that they will soon release fry-sauced inspired products such as Fry Sauce Milk and Fry Sauce Mint Brownies. The full list of these crimes against humanity are: Fry sauce Chocolate milk, fry sauce mint brownies, fry sauce ice cream, fry sauce pepper-jack cheese, and … Continue reading BYU Creamery Releases new ‘Fry Sauce’ Flavored Dairy Products

Bobby ZimmeruskiFebruary 9, 2022February 10, 2022

Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon

As efforts increase to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, BYU’s Cannon Center has taken a revolutionary approach to social distancing and public safety with the installation of a real cannon. Imported from England, the cannon will be loaded with food and fired at the hungry students. Kate Anderson, head manager of the Cannon Center, described the process of this new decision to The Alternate Universe … Continue reading Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon

Sister MichaelFebruary 7, 2022February 9, 2022

Campus, Featured, Life

Chuck E. Cheese Buys BYU Duck Pond

Move over, Cosmo! There’s a new mascot in town! Chuck E. Cheese just bought the BYU duck bond for $5.8 million. In an effort to “revitalize” BYU’s campus, the company plans to build artificial islands with a miniature city complete with a full-sized Chuck E. Cheese’s building. BYU’s Board of Trustees eagerly approved the BYU duck pond remodel because there is nothing more that they … Continue reading Chuck E. Cheese Buys BYU Duck Pond