Five Books Banned at BYU

Library Collections Manager Susan Bradshaw gives her explanation of what makes these few novels “too scandalous” for the Harold B. Lee Library.  Bradshaw has even gone so far to censor notable alumna Stephanie Meyer, surely provoking inevitable riots on campus.  Twilight “The idea of vampires and other supernatural entities is already problematic, but Stephanie Myer crosses the line in her debut novel by making them … Continue reading Five Books Banned at BYU

Students Unsure What to Call Professor

The fourth week of school brings midterms, a sense of routine, and some unexpected surprises. One of these came Monday morning when one professor decided to shake up his classroom by telling his students that they could call him by his first name, Peter. The Alternate Universe conducted a series of interviews to gauge their reactions. One sophomore student described her distress, “I don’t think … Continue reading Students Unsure What to Call Professor

BYU Police employs military-grade solutions for jaywalkers and grass-walking students

I want you to close your eyes and think to yourself right now: What is the worst part about BYU? Come on, do it. I don’t see those eyes closed. There we go, nice job. You can open your eyes. What did you say was the worst part about BYU? Did you say the people? American Heritage? Economics with Professor Kearl? Not being able to … Continue reading BYU Police employs military-grade solutions for jaywalkers and grass-walking students

New BYU Policy: Infants Who Attend Class With Parent Will Receive Course Credit

A new BYU policy states that infants who attend their parent’s classes will receive partial course credit. To qualify, the infant will be expected to have consistent attendance and the parent will need to read assigned reading aloud to their child. If the infant sleeps through class, they will be eligible to receive no higher than a C. BYU believes it only fair to still … Continue reading New BYU Policy: Infants Who Attend Class With Parent Will Receive Course Credit

​​Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode

Ever received a mysterious extra nugget in one of your Cougareat orders? Or maybe your food kind of looked and smelled like there was the touch on an elderly person involved? Did either or both of these occurrences take place during the Fall 2021 Semester? Well if you are nodding your head concerningly- don’t worry! It’s just possible you were served by our very own … Continue reading ​​Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode