College can be expensive and balancing classes with work can be hard, which is why it’s important to get a good job. Check out these Alternate Universe recommendations to get ahead in the job search. 5: Emotional Support for the PR Team Why deal with your own stress when you can help students work through the mental breakdowns that come from trying to prove that … Continue reading Top 5 Student Jobs
If this isn’t the sign of the end of days, then we don’t know what is. BYU Creamery has recently announced that they will soon release fry-sauced inspired products such as Fry Sauce Milk and Fry Sauce Mint Brownies. The full list of these crimes against humanity are: Fry sauce Chocolate milk, fry sauce mint brownies, fry sauce ice cream, fry sauce pepper-jack cheese, and … Continue reading BYU Creamery Releases new ‘Fry Sauce’ Flavored Dairy Products
As efforts increase to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, BYU’s Cannon Center has taken a revolutionary approach to social distancing and public safety with the installation of a real cannon. Imported from England, the cannon will be loaded with food and fired at the hungry students. Kate Anderson, head manager of the Cannon Center, described the process of this new decision to The Alternate Universe … Continue reading Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon
Move over, Cosmo! There’s a new mascot in town! Chuck E. Cheese just bought the BYU duck bond for $5.8 million. In an effort to “revitalize” BYU’s campus, the company plans to build artificial islands with a miniature city complete with a full-sized Chuck E. Cheese’s building. BYU’s Board of Trustees eagerly approved the BYU duck pond remodel because there is nothing more that they … Continue reading Chuck E. Cheese Buys BYU Duck Pond
Library Collections Manager Susan Bradshaw gives her explanation of what makes these few novels “too scandalous” for the Harold B. Lee Library. Bradshaw has even gone so far to censor notable alumna Stephanie Meyer, surely provoking inevitable riots on campus. Twilight “The idea of vampires and other supernatural entities is already problematic, but Stephanie Myer crosses the line in her debut novel by making them … Continue reading Five Books Banned at BYU
