Category: Campus

Campus, News, President Worthen

Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock

BYU’s favorite celebrity couple, Cosmo and Cosma cougars, are reportedly going through a rough patch. The couple’s recent issues have been attributed to conflict around Cosma’s new pet rock, Rocco. “You can’t have that cookie, Cosmo, Rocco wants to eat it!” Cosma was heard shouting after Cosmo’s alleged attempt to eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. This is breaking news as, along with the celebrity couple … Continue reading Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, News, President Worthen

Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”

As covered in previous articles, Peggy Worthen and Pete Davidson have been spotted multiple times together on campus. This has caused quite a ruckus in the local community that even your grandma is asking who is “Pat and David’s Son.” BYU President and renowned pole-licker Kevin Worthen has finally responded to the rumors of Davidson’s escapades in the only way he knows how – song. … Continue reading Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, News

Entire City of Provo to Close for Holland Devotional

As part of its goal to be spiritually strengthening, Brigham Young University holds devotionals or campus forums every Tuesday. Speakers have included general authorities and auxiliaries, professors, and religious leaders from other faiths. In an effort to encourage attendance of these events, many places around campus close during devotionals, including the Cougareat, the Cannon Center, the testing center, the BYU store, and even some emergency … Continue reading Entire City of Provo to Close for Holland Devotional

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, News

BYU to Install Local Bridge Troll as Official Y Mountain Guardian

Following a policy update announced Monday, BYU students and faculty will no longer be allowed to protest on university-owned areas of Y mountain. This updated policy undoubtedly comes from the “Rainbow Y” demonstration seen last semester in support of LGBTQ+ students. But now there is only one question that remains: Who is Chemish? In an unexpected play, BYU has additionally announced a local bridge troll … Continue reading BYU to Install Local Bridge Troll as Official Y Mountain Guardian

Sue Sylvester
Campus, News

BYU: Center of the Cosmoverse?

Early Friday morning BYU awoke to a strange sight: multiple versions of Cosmo spotted around campus. So far there have been reports of six or seven different Cosmos, and The Alternate Universe has even managed to capture pictures of five variations which we have included below. U of U Cosmo: Spotted near the Brigham Young statue, this Cosmo was making the U of U hand … Continue reading BYU: Center of the Cosmoverse?

Sister Michael