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Campus, Featured, News

New BYU Policy: Infants Who Attend Class With Parent Will Receive Course Credit

A new BYU policy states that infants who attend their parent’s classes will receive partial course credit. To qualify, the infant will be expected to have consistent attendance and the parent will need to read assigned reading aloud to their child. If the infant sleeps through class, they will be eligible to receive no higher than a C. BYU believes it only fair to still … Continue reading New BYU Policy: Infants Who Attend Class With Parent Will Receive Course Credit

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, News, President Worthen

​​Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode

Ever received a mysterious extra nugget in one of your Cougareat orders? Or maybe your food kind of looked and smelled like there was the touch on an elderly person involved? Did either or both of these occurrences take place during the Fall 2021 Semester? Well if you are nodding your head concerningly- don’t worry! It’s just possible you were served by our very own … Continue reading ​​Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode

Sue Sylvester
Campus, News, President Worthen

Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock

BYU’s favorite celebrity couple, Cosmo and Cosma cougars, are reportedly going through a rough patch. The couple’s recent issues have been attributed to conflict around Cosma’s new pet rock, Rocco. “You can’t have that cookie, Cosmo, Rocco wants to eat it!” Cosma was heard shouting after Cosmo’s alleged attempt to eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. This is breaking news as, along with the celebrity couple … Continue reading Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, News, President Worthen

Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”

As covered in previous articles, Peggy Worthen and Pete Davidson have been spotted multiple times together on campus. This has caused quite a ruckus in the local community that even your grandma is asking who is “Pat and David’s Son.” BYU President and renowned pole-licker Kevin Worthen has finally responded to the rumors of Davidson’s escapades in the only way he knows how – song. … Continue reading Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, News

Entire City of Provo to Close for Holland Devotional

As part of its goal to be spiritually strengthening, Brigham Young University holds devotionals or campus forums every Tuesday. Speakers have included general authorities and auxiliaries, professors, and religious leaders from other faiths. In an effort to encourage attendance of these events, many places around campus close during devotionals, including the Cougareat, the Cannon Center, the testing center, the BYU store, and even some emergency … Continue reading Entire City of Provo to Close for Holland Devotional

Carmen Sandeigo