Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and other “sick af people.” Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent of BYU … Continue reading New BYU Devotional Schedule to include Lin-Manuel Miranda, Corbin Bleu

Macklemore paid a visit to BYU this last week, and went largely unnoticed. During a brief pit stop on his nation-wide tour, the rapper, famous for songs such as “Thrift Shop” and “Same Love,” decided to stop in on what has quickly become one of BYU’s most exciting events– the Macklemore look-alike contest.  We asked participating students to comment on the event. Moroni S., a … Continue reading Macklemore Enters BYU’s ‘Macklemore Look-Alike Contest,’ Loses

In an effort to improve the schools’ honor and to condemn sinful behaviors, BYU has recently begun a series of radical adjustments to campus buildings and statues to remove references to beards, citing them as evils from a less enlightened time. Among these changes the Heber J. Grant building has been renamed to The Dungeon, the JFSB has been renamed to the Gillette Mach 5 … Continue reading BYU Shaves Maeser Statue, Removes All Campus References to Bearded Men

The most recent piece of art now making its home in the Harris Fine Arts Center, rows and rows of corndogs, is under attack. Last night at 12:47 pm, just after the HFAC had closed, campus security noticed an intruder in the building near the new artwork. The figure was described as wearing a pressed grey suit with a dark blue tie, and a ski … Continue reading HFAC Corn Dog Art Piece Slowly Disappearing, Vigilante Action Suspected by Campus Police

BYU’s vending machines are often the topic of heating arguments. To settle these disputes once and for all, we’ve assembled a definitive list of the ten best vending machines on campus. Number 10: Refrigerated Machine in South End of JFSB Basement Coming in at number 10 on our list is the highly respected refrigerated machine in the JSFB basement. This is the go-to machine for … Continue reading Ranking the Top Ten Vending Machines on Campus