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Disney, Featured, News

You Can Go to Disneyland for Free to Celebrate President Nelson’s Birthday!

This is so freaking awesome! I’m so excited to go to Disneyland!! Holy freaking cow!!! Just pull up to the pearly gates of Disneyland during P-Nelly’s birthday month and whisper the secret code BDAYBOY101 to the attendant, and you’ll receive free entry for the day! “Can you believe this!? Freaking Disneyland, baby!!” commented Elder Uchtdorf when asked how the cost would be covered. So what … Continue reading You Can Go to Disneyland for Free to Celebrate President Nelson’s Birthday!

Don Cheadle
Disney

BYU Animation Unveils New “Inside Out” for Utah Audiences

In an ambitious undertaking, the BYU Animation department is currently working on a new film following the runaway success of Pixar’s Inside Out 2. The new movie will be catered to Utah audiences, depicting emotions commonplace among the BYU public. In a recent press release, we were treated to a first look of ten brand-new characters that are sure to delight and entertain critics and … Continue reading BYU Animation Unveils New “Inside Out” for Utah Audiences

Kit Kittredge
Campus, Disney, Featured

Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards

Everyone, go get a frying pan, some oil, a pinch of garlic, and all other necessary seasonings because we are going to have some real, lean, FDA-approved, 100% grass-fed BEEF over here! Hogwarts just announced that they are now offering an online option for all prospective wizards and witches. Although this might be an awesome and convenient alternative for many nerds who never could get … Continue reading Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Disney, Grayscale, Life, News

Honor Code Office Bans Barbie Movies

The all-powerful, historically Orwellian Honor Code Office held a meeting to counsel with each other about additional censorship. An administrator suggested 21st century Disney movies because of the apparent drama, and one committee member offhandedly complained about his granddaughter’s obsession with Barbie movies. He said that he was “appalled” to see such monstrosities as rainbows, glitter, and dancing animals. So, the committee decided to watch … Continue reading Honor Code Office Bans Barbie Movies

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