The administration recently altered BYU’s dress code in order to prohibit toes, commonly known as “dogs”, on campus. It now reads: “Closed-toed shoes should be worn in all campus areas”. This takes away BYU students’ right to wear any kind of sandal, even those who opt for a more modest look by wearing socks with sandals. “Personally, I’m glad I won’t have to see other … Continue reading Closed-Toed Shoes Now Required on BYU Campus
It’s fall, y’all! The season of pumpkin spice candles and melancholy rain could not have come soon enough. The heat has been ghastly, but now that it is officially Christian Girl Autumn, it’s time to grab all your friends with insanely white teeth and pose for the cutest candids to pop up during everyone’s doomscrolling. Here are the top five locations for photo shoots. Bridal … Continue reading Five Popular Locations for Fall Photoshoots
In the second devotional of the new semester, the first counselor to the living prophet President Dallin H. Oaks addressed the audience of BYU students sporting a new look to support this historic announcement. In what will come to be known as Official Declaration 7, President Oaks affirmed that the Lord had made known His will for the blessing of all the bare faces across … Continue reading “Prove All Things; Hold Fast to That Which Is Good” Counsels President Oaks at BYU Devotional
President Kevithen J. Worthen has been on the top of the FBI most wanted list for some time now. Reports tell the Alternate Universe that President Worthen is so desired by the FBI for his “swag” and “pizzazz”. Recently, the FBI has been looking into President Worthen after receiving a tip that his presidency might have been attained wrongly. “There has never been a man … Continue reading Lost 116 Pages Found at President Worthen’s Mar-a-Utah-Lake Residence
YSA Relief Societies in Provo will no longer be assigning wards based on members’ addresses and will instead use a screening process similar to sorority recruitment. This process will take place over the span of a week, nicknamed “Rush to Zion Week”. Freshmen will visit with Relief Societies during this time and the week will culminate in a grand reveal of Relief Society Matches on … Continue reading Provo YSA Relief Societies Announce New Members Must “Rush to Zion”
