Category: Featured

Campus, Featured, News, Sports

BYU Apologizes to Duke Volleyball Player with Coupon for Free Cougar Tail

BYU students, faculty, and fans were shocked this past weekend when a Duke volleyball player was repeatedly harassed and called a racial slur during a BYU women’s volleyball game. As one of the most diverse campuses in the state, where students have been heard saying things like, “I know a black person” and “I love Will Smith,” these actions seemed incongruent with BYU’s reputation. BYU … Continue reading BYU Apologizes to Duke Volleyball Player with Coupon for Free Cougar Tail

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, News

Bombshell Survey Reveals that 80% of BYU’s Retention Rate is Attributed to Ice Cream Vending Machines

Brigham Young University’s annual campus climate survey reveals not-so-surprising data on retention rates. A question asked, “What is your primary reason for staying at BYU?” Among returning undergrads, 80% said it was because of ice cream in the vending machines. A follow-up question asked, “What are your other reasons for remaining at BYU? (Select all that apply).” Among those whose primary reason was ice cream, … Continue reading Bombshell Survey Reveals that 80% of BYU’s Retention Rate is Attributed to Ice Cream Vending Machines

Renesmee
Campus, Featured

Terminally Ill BYU Professor Arrested for Selling Caffeine to Students

When Dr. Jesse Black was diagnosed with athlete’s foot, he thought it was all over. His wife was pregnant, his son was preparing for college, and most importantly BYU football had a good recruiting class. “I had to find a way to stay alive,” Dr. Black told the Alternate Universe. Dr. Black was told he had a few short months to live due to his … Continue reading Terminally Ill BYU Professor Arrested for Selling Caffeine to Students

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, President Worthen

President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk

Homeless week is without a doubt one of the worst parts of being a BYU student. Most summer housing contracts in Provo end a week before fall contracts begin, leaving most students without a place to live for a week. While many students are able to stay with family in the area, students from out of state often find themselves in a tricky situation. President … Continue reading President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, Provo

Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo

The social media app, “BeReal” has taken over the lives of millennials and Gen-Z alike. BeReal’s popularity has soared because it offers a more genuine experience compared to its social media counterparts. For all the boomers out there, BeReal is an app that will send you notification at a random time in the time in the day. Once you receive this notification, you are supposed … Continue reading Top 5 Places to Take Your BeReal in Provo

Bobby Zimmeruski