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Campus, Featured

Tensions Rise at BYU Apartment as Misinformed Roommate Incorrectly “Soaked” the Dishes

“Come on bro, I was just doing what my roommate told me to do.” This was the phrase used by BYU Bro Ted Fulmer in his defense against his livid roommates this past weekend. According to Ted, he was only following instructions. Following the herd one would say. But for his roommates, Ted absolutely crossed the line. What did Ted do to cause such a … Continue reading Tensions Rise at BYU Apartment as Misinformed Roommate Incorrectly “Soaked” the Dishes

Bobby Zimmeruski
conference, Featured, General Conference, News

What You Missed: General Conference October 2022

Were you not a good enough saint to watch all ten hours of this past General Conference? No worries; we’ve compiled the most important moments into a handy article right here.  Bishop Causse urged members to be “stewards” of the Earth and save the environment Bishop Causse encouraged his fellow members to be conscious of the environment in his talk ‘Our Earthly Stewardship’. “Make an … Continue reading What You Missed: General Conference October 2022

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, General Conference

Tabernacle Choir Opens October 2022 Conference With Incredible Laser Light Show

It was perhaps the best rendition of “Lead Kindly Light” ever performed to date. As pillars of light rested upon the conference center this morning, saints all around the world were enlightened by the spirit. The Tabernacle Choir hadn’t put on a full-fledged laser light show since 1889. According to Saints Volume 3, budget cuts constrained the choir from the production quality that they desired, … Continue reading Tabernacle Choir Opens October 2022 Conference With Incredible Laser Light Show

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured

White Girl with Dreadlocks Wins BYU Diversity Scholarship

When McChastity Tinkles won the new BYU Diversity scholarship, she was elated. “I knew my hair looked cool,” Tinkles said. “But I didn’t realize it was free college cool.” Unfortunately for Ms. Tinkles, there were a whole lot of other people who agreed that her hair wasn’t free college cool. Across the vast interwebs as of late, there has been criticism flooding in against the … Continue reading White Girl with Dreadlocks Wins BYU Diversity Scholarship

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Life, News

Tensions rise as BYUSA postpones negotiations with BYUSSR

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George Beard