Category: Featured

Campus, Featured, President Worthen, Sports

Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

When news broke that WNBA Star Brittney Griner had been taken captivate in Russia, hearts across the nation went out to her. But no one has tried to do more than the President of God’s University. President Kevin J. Worthen is an avid lover of the basketball. But somewhat surprisingly, his true love is the WNBA. “I love watching the tall women. They are so … Continue reading Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Provo

Local Landlord Adds Tipping Option During Rent Payments

Imagine you see a really cute girl in your class. So because you’re an absolute gangster you ask her on a date to your local mini-golf course to impress her with your skills. You pull up to the course with your baddie and you pay for the experience of a lifetime. After you finishing paying, the prepubescent teenager working the course turns the iPad around … Continue reading Local Landlord Adds Tipping Option During Rent Payments

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Uncategorized

DoTERRA Intern Cures Cancer In Between Doing Nothing and Pretending to be Working

Summer internships are a double-edged sword. On one hand, you get a great experience that will make your resume stand out from the rest. But on the other, you have to pretend that you are deeply entrenched in work while you try to beat your solitaire high score. The struggle of pretending to do work is a challenge that every intern must go through. They … Continue reading DoTERRA Intern Cures Cancer In Between Doing Nothing and Pretending to be Working

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Sports

Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

After spending his rookie season getting smashed by 300-pound NFL veterans, Zach Wilson decided to smash someone his own size. Former BYU Quarterback and apparent mom lover, Zach Wilson, was the talk of the town yesterday. Instead of enjoying his Sabbath in peace, he was trending on Twitter for a surprising reason. Dax Milne, Wilson’s former roommate and current Eskimo brother, posted a picture on … Continue reading Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, General Conference

Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

The fifth installment in the Despicable Me cinematic universe, Minions: The Rise of Gru, saw a welcoming success to the box office. As the memes of Facebook Mom’s favorite yellow creature flooded the internet, theaters across the world became flooded too. Thousands of “original” 16 year-olds dressed up in suits for the movie and ran to the theaters for their shot at internet glory. Some … Continue reading Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

Bobby Zimmeruski