Church Announces New Missions in the ‘Upside Down’

Getting called to serve just got a lot more complicated… Building up to the release of the final episodes of the hit Netflix show, Stranger Things, the Church of Jesus Christ of Later-Day Saints shocked the world with a huge announcement. Beginning in 2023, missions throughout the world will expand to the ‘Upside Down’. For those who hate good TV shows, the ‘Upside Down’ in … Continue reading Church Announces New Missions in the ‘Upside Down’

5 Ways to Spruce Up Your Wedding

It is wedding season! You know what that means – loads of time spent waiting through your friends’s weddings, dreading the next one each time they come around. Utah is in a wedding slump. Each and every wedding is as boring as they get, most of them lacking a DJ, or, heaven forbid, dancing altogether. No offense, but your 14-year-old uncle’s mp3 player isn’t gonna … Continue reading 5 Ways to Spruce Up Your Wedding

MARB Building Blows Up

The inevitable finally happened this Wednesday afternoon. MARB, arguably the best building on campus, exploded. The Cold War era bunker in the basement had a tent heater that ran on propane, and safety inspectors for years begged BYU to remove it, but they did nothing. Now lead shrapnel and high quantities of carbon monoxide are in the atmosphere. Makes for some spectacular sunsets. Our thoughts … Continue reading MARB Building Blows Up

Couple Joins Mutual to Find Third Scripture Study Buddy

Tiffaleigh and Brad created a joint Mutual account last week to find someone to spice their daily scripture study. After two and a half years of marriage, they have decided to try something new. “I just get so tired of reading all of the “and it came to pass’s” said Brad in an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe. “I’m just hoping to find someone … Continue reading Couple Joins Mutual to Find Third Scripture Study Buddy

BYU Reverts Back to Online Classes to Fight Rising Gas Prices

If you’re single and looking for a smoking hot babe on campus, you might have to up your Zoom flirting skills instead. Kevin Worthen, BYU’s President and Papa, recently announced that BYU will be transitioning back to full-time online in response to the rising gas prices. According to Worthen, there will be no in-person classes until it is “financially” safe to return to campus. “We … Continue reading BYU Reverts Back to Online Classes to Fight Rising Gas Prices