Tiffaleigh and Brad created a joint Mutual account last week to find someone to spice their daily scripture study. After two and a half years of marriage, they have decided to try something new. “I just get so tired of reading all of the “and it came to pass’s” said Brad in an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe. “I’m just hoping to find someone … Continue reading Couple Joins Mutual to Find Third Scripture Study Buddy
If you’re single and looking for a smoking hot babe on campus, you might have to up your Zoom flirting skills instead. Kevin Worthen, BYU’s President and Papa, recently announced that BYU will be transitioning back to full-time online in response to the rising gas prices. According to Worthen, there will be no in-person classes until it is “financially” safe to return to campus. “We … Continue reading BYU Reverts Back to Online Classes to Fight Rising Gas Prices
Today, 20 wards were graced by the presence of Provo YSA’s 382nd ward’s voices in a Primary Program. Why? Because all the kids in the Provo 21st Stake were too young to do it. And this is the proper punishment for not being married by 24. “It was fantastic. They were just as off-key as any other primary,” says Jacob Limoni, who got married at … Continue reading Provo 21st Stake Uses YSA to Perform “Primary” Program
As the popularity of the new Top Gun sequel skyrockets, so do suspicions that Brigham Young University’s Honor Code Office had a hand in the hair and makeup department of this film’s production. Many in the Utah Valley have noticed an unusually disproportionate ratio of above-the-lip to below-the-lip facial hair throughout the cast. In an interview with HCO leaders, these accusations were formally denied. “We … Continue reading Top Gun: Maverick Suspected to Be Anti-Beard Propaganda from BYU Honor Code Office
Everybody’s 7th favorite building on campus just got a new makeover. Heavily influenced by the constant complaints and confusion centered around wayward ramps, the Jesse Knight Building has recently been converted into a state-of-the-art mini golf course. ”I was just about to finish my engineering degree until I saw this change,” uninspired Lucas Byers told the Alternate Universe. “I was inspired to change my major … Continue reading ‘Confusing’ JKB Converted Into Mini-Golf Course
