Category: Featured

Campus, Featured, Sports

Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

After spending his rookie season getting smashed by 300-pound NFL veterans, Zach Wilson decided to smash someone his own size. Former BYU Quarterback and apparent mom lover, Zach Wilson, was the talk of the town yesterday. Instead of enjoying his Sabbath in peace, he was trending on Twitter for a surprising reason. Dax Milne, Wilson’s former roommate and current Eskimo brother, posted a picture on … Continue reading Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, General Conference

Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

The fifth installment in the Despicable Me cinematic universe, Minions: The Rise of Gru, saw a welcoming success to the box office. As the memes of Facebook Mom’s favorite yellow creature flooded the internet, theaters across the world became flooded too. Thousands of “original” 16 year-olds dressed up in suits for the movie and ran to the theaters for their shot at internet glory. Some … Continue reading Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life

Church Announces New Missions in the ‘Upside Down’

Getting called to serve just got a lot more complicated… Building up to the release of the final episodes of the hit Netflix show, Stranger Things, the Church of Jesus Christ of Later-Day Saints shocked the world with a huge announcement. Beginning in 2023, missions throughout the world will expand to the ‘Upside Down’. For those who hate good TV shows, the ‘Upside Down’ in … Continue reading Church Announces New Missions in the ‘Upside Down’

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Campus, Featured, Life

5 Ways to Spruce Up Your Wedding

It is wedding season! You know what that means – loads of time spent waiting through your friends’s weddings, dreading the next one each time they come around. Utah is in a wedding slump. Each and every wedding is as boring as they get, most of them lacking a DJ, or, heaven forbid, dancing altogether. No offense, but your 14-year-old uncle’s mp3 player isn’t gonna … Continue reading 5 Ways to Spruce Up Your Wedding

Renesmee
Campus, Featured, News

MARB Building Blows Up

The inevitable finally happened this Wednesday afternoon. MARB, arguably the best building on campus, exploded. The Cold War era bunker in the basement had a tent heater that ran on propane, and safety inspectors for years begged BYU to remove it, but they did nothing. Now lead shrapnel and high quantities of carbon monoxide are in the atmosphere. Makes for some spectacular sunsets. Our thoughts … Continue reading MARB Building Blows Up

Renesmee