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Campus, Featured

BYU student dies after purposely contracting leprosy to “stand apart from the COVID crowd”

“This is why I flooded the Earth guys…Do I need to do it again?” – God, probably Just like the guy who doesn’t realize the party has ended and as clearly overstayed his welcome, COVID has once again run rampant across the United States. The new Omicron variant has revived COVID from the ashes and now it has its eyes set on infecting every single person … Continue reading BYU student dies after purposely contracting leprosy to “stand apart from the COVID crowd”

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life, Uncategorized

LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier

After numerous complaints that the machines were always empty, the Light the World donation managers look elsewhere to keep their machine shelves stocked. Earthquake-sized waves rocked through the LDS-Christmas-donation-supply-chain-management-regulation community when it was announced that Light the World officials had parted ways with their current supply partner – The BYU Vending Machine Group. They had initially worked together as it was convenient to coordinate with … Continue reading LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier

Mark Grayson
Campus, Featured

Friend-Zoned Student Confused When Crush Posts She is Getting Married to her “Best-Friend”

When Trevor Rump finally mustered up the courage to ask out the girl he’d been staring at in the Cougareat for the last five minutes, he thought nothing could go wrong. He walked up to her, leaned against the table, and started spitting game he had been practicing in the mirror since his mission. He failed miserably. “You seem really nice but I think it … Continue reading Friend-Zoned Student Confused When Crush Posts She is Getting Married to her “Best-Friend”

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life

Boys Who Never Got Their Eagle Scout: Where Are They Now?

The Eagle Scout rank is one of the highest accolades that any red-blooded American boy could ever aspire to earn. Studies have shown that those who achieve this honor are highly successful in life. But what about those who didn’t soar to the heights of the Eagle rank? The statistics are nothing short of shocking. 35% Homeless: Without their American business and labor merit badges, … Continue reading Boys Who Never Got Their Eagle Scout: Where Are They Now?

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life

In Memoriam: Remembering those we lost in 2021

For oft, when on my couch I lie In vacant or in pensive mood, They flash upon that inward eye Which is the bliss of solitude; And then my heart with pleasure fills, And dances with the daffodils. -William Wordsworth, “I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud” The world lost a lot of people in 2021. Some of them were good people. Others definitely were not. … Continue reading In Memoriam: Remembering those we lost in 2021

Cameron Frye