The amount of time it takes for men to grow facial hair remains a mystery to womankind. But for me, as a woman, it takes about two days. Four if I want it to be visible, which I do not. For the sake of relevance, let’s say it takes about five days. Are you interested in a flashy new mustache for the new semester, but … Continue reading Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache
Everyone loves Cosmo, but there is one mystery to this fellow: who is behind the mask? Investigators have speculated and come up with ideas such as Betty White, Kevin J Worthen, and Joseph Smith. Problem is, none of them can dance. We, at The Alternate Universe, have found evidence suggesting that Jojo Siwa is the one who entertains us during halftime, who jumps rope on … Continue reading 5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”
One of America’s most highly anticipated holidays is finally here. This year, as always, BYUtv has lined up quite the Boxing Day talent. With opponents such as Laman vs. Lemuel, Mitt Romney vs. Obama, and Cosmo the Cougar vs. Costco the Ocelot, families all over the globe are tuning in to watch the blood fall. The match this morning, Hasbulla vs. “Hunk Smith”, has already … Continue reading BYUtv Boxing Day Highlights: “Hunk Smith” vs. Hasbulla
Every Christmas at 9:04 am, the world faces a predicament: What do you do after opening your presents? This year, there is a solution. #5 Scroll Instagram You can check that one off now. Maybe do a shot of eggnog for each picture of parents with kids on the floor. #4 Scroll Snapchat Check out the zoom in on your friend’s grandpa asleep in his … Continue reading 5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents
Papa Kev is down bad As you have most likely seen by now, recent pictures have been revealed of honor-code abiding Pete Davidson and the most powerful person at BYU, Peggy Worthen, chatting it up court side at a recent BYU basketball game. Whether this is Davidson’s way of beating the admissions process or just another stop on his quest to date every woman in … Continue reading Kevin Worthen Found Alone, Crying Under the Mistletoe
