BYU’s Mascot-Centric ‘Cosmo’ Magazine Faces Immediate Backlash

The magazine, which contains Cosmo’s workout routine, 112 recipes that use cougar tails, and a Q&A with the titular cougar himself, was expected to do very well but is now being considered one of the worst PR moves in BYU history.  “I’ve had Utah Valley billboards telling me that ‘Cosmo Magazine Hurts Kids’ my entire life, I’m not about to let my children anywhere near … Continue reading BYU’s Mascot-Centric ‘Cosmo’ Magazine Faces Immediate Backlash

Cosmo Breaks the Word of Wisdom ***shocking*** NOT CLICKBAIT

About a month ago, the Church made an announcement to take D&C 89:12-13 more seriously. “Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly. And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of … Continue reading Cosmo Breaks the Word of Wisdom ***shocking*** NOT CLICKBAIT

YSA Ward Struggling to Focus on the Spirit Instead of Flirting

Ah, young love. And where is it more common than among the young single adult wards of Provo, Utah? However, despite the widespread belief that YSA wards exist solely as a matchmaking service, most wards still attempt to focus on the Savior and feeling the Spirit. The Provo 609th ward has recently redoubled their efforts on this front and are attempting to refocus the ward. … Continue reading YSA Ward Struggling to Focus on the Spirit Instead of Flirting

President Worthen plans to cook, knit, and more after being released as Area Authority

Last week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced the release of 66 area seventies, one of which happened to be BYU’s own fearless leader President Kevin “The Rock” Worthen. As Kevin’s call to the clergy comes to a close, he finds himself with one too many doors open. What time he used to spend in the work of the Lord, he’s now … Continue reading President Worthen plans to cook, knit, and more after being released as Area Authority

Recent flooding linked to rejection of Summer Sales Bros

When God promised Noah he would never flood the earth again, he must have not been talking about Provo. As we are sure many of you have seen, Utah Valley has been enduring significant flooding over the past few days. Just like your roommate that enjoys Lego just a little too much, there has been no significant action in the area for several weeks. But … Continue reading Recent flooding linked to rejection of Summer Sales Bros