Church Announces Saturday Session of Conference will be Casual Dress

The Rumors are true: the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency are dressing down for Saturday’s sessions of General Conference. “Casual Saturday”, something that hasn’t happened in 95 years, will allow for a more relaxed dress code than the regular suit and tie apparel.  Stories have been circulating about what inspired the change in attire. Apparently, in the Brethren’s heated game of Sunday … Continue reading Church Announces Saturday Session of Conference will be Casual Dress

Nickelodeon Purchases Streaming Rights for General Conference, Speakers to be Slimed after talks, Spongebob’s Band to Perform Between Sessions

From NFL Playoff games to international religious conferences, Nickelodeon has been really expanding its programming horizons. Like many of their former child actors, Nickelodeon has begun rebranding and attempting to seem more mature than they actually are. Reports have recently been released that the 191st Annual General Conference will be shown exclusively on Nickelodeon.  In this surprising turn of events, The Church of Jesus Christ … Continue reading Nickelodeon Purchases Streaming Rights for General Conference, Speakers to be Slimed after talks, Spongebob’s Band to Perform Between Sessions

LDS Church to Record Laugh Track for Next General Conference

The biannual meeting for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints once again had to be held completely virtually. In a weekend of spiritual enlightenment and uplifting messages the general authorities were upset that their jokes weren’t well received. The First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve immediately got to work to remedy this problem. They have officially announced that they will be … Continue reading LDS Church to Record Laugh Track for Next General Conference

“Elder Bednar’s tests were a ‘proving’ and ‘trying’ time in my life,” says man who took the Apostle’s classes

On the morning of the October 3rd session of General Conference, Elder David A Bednar gave a powerful talk on the importance of tests, and how they prepare us for both academic pursuits and life. While rousing to most who heard it, the talk reminded Samuel Aggleton, a former student of Elder Bednar’s, of some tough memories. Samuel took to Twitter to proclaim: “Elder Bednar’s … Continue reading “Elder Bednar’s tests were a ‘proving’ and ‘trying’ time in my life,” says man who took the Apostle’s classes

Man claims to have received calling as General Conference ‘rumor extinguisher’

In preparation for the anticipated general conference weekend for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, members around the world have shared their predictions and the rumors they’ve heard concerning what might be revealed in a few short days. These predictions resulted in many different blogs, YouTube channels, and Twitter accounts dedicated to convincing others of their beliefs in the rumors. However, the majority … Continue reading Man claims to have received calling as General Conference ‘rumor extinguisher’