Harrison Potsen was in high spirits after the BYU/ Barton Quidditch Match, and returning to his dorm in Heritage Halls with his friends when he reported to hear a voice in his head. As he crossed from the Kimball tower to the Harold B. Lee Library, the voice grew louder, leading him across the campus until he and his friends came to the rubble surrounding … Continue reading Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC
BYU students in the College of Music have rejoiced over the new music building. The horrors of having to play in the decrepit HFAC are now behind them, and the music building will no longer be shared with the art students. It would seem to an outsider that all departmental political strife would have ceased, but for BYU students, this is unfortunately not the case. … Continue reading Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB
On Monday, President Nelson’s twelfth great-great-great-great-grandchild was born. Problem is, he already has 758 direct living descendants, and that is a lot of names to keep track of. Somehow, there are no repeat names because of creativity giving rise to such great works of art that include the names McBambreigh, Jeanupher, Truxtersen, M3gan, Breauxleigh, and many more. Eddeligne “Eddee” Munson, the mother of the baby, … Continue reading President Nelson Forgets Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson’s Name During Baby Blessing
It’s long been established that the first Sunday of each new semester is a critical time to make good first impressions on fellow ward members. With this golden opportunity to check one another out in a socially acceptable way drawing near, the YSA 377th Stake Presidency have decided to light the fuse on Provo’s powder keg of young adult hormones by christening this day the … Continue reading Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”
New year, new you. As January comes into full swing, see how Utah County is committing to grow and change in 2023. Cosmo the Cougar is going vegan. Your roommate who’s never home is finally going to learn your name. BYU’s famous statue family is hoping to travel more. A local little boy promises he will keep his eyes closed for the whole prayer. The … Continue reading Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023
