LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier

After numerous complaints that the machines were always empty, the Light the World donation managers look elsewhere to keep their machine shelves stocked. Earthquake-sized waves rocked through the LDS-Christmas-donation-supply-chain-management-regulation community when it was announced that Light the World officials had parted ways with their current supply partner – The BYU Vending Machine Group. They had initially worked together as it was convenient to coordinate with … Continue reading LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier

Boys Who Never Got Their Eagle Scout: Where Are They Now?

The Eagle Scout rank is one of the highest accolades that any red-blooded American boy could ever aspire to earn. Studies have shown that those who achieve this honor are highly successful in life. But what about those who didn’t soar to the heights of the Eagle rank? The statistics are nothing short of shocking. 35% Homeless: Without their American business and labor merit badges, … Continue reading Boys Who Never Got Their Eagle Scout: Where Are They Now?

Bishop Sets New Year’s Resolution for YSA Ward: Marry 50 Singles

Bishop Johnson has decided to start off the New Year with a bang by setting a New Year’s resolution to marry off 50 singles from the YSA ward he leads. He announced his goal this Sunday during Sacrament meeting. “As we begin this year, let us make time for the most important thing in our lives: dating and getting married so that I can become … Continue reading Bishop Sets New Year’s Resolution for YSA Ward: Marry 50 Singles

In Memoriam: Remembering those we lost in 2021

For oft, when on my couch I lie In vacant or in pensive mood, They flash upon that inward eye Which is the bliss of solitude; And then my heart with pleasure fills, And dances with the daffodils. -William Wordsworth, “I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud” The world lost a lot of people in 2021. Some of them were good people. Others definitely were not. … Continue reading In Memoriam: Remembering those we lost in 2021

BYU Entertainment Groups Rated By How Family Friendly They Are

Symphonic Band – G They literally just play their instruments. Vocal Point – PG-13 All they wanted for Christmas was to say the f word, so Kevin said they could have one. Noteworthy – PG-13 Full disclosure, we’ve never seen Noteworthy but they seem close enough to the Barden Bellas and Pitch Perfect is rated PG-13 so we’ll just go with that. The Cougarettes – … Continue reading BYU Entertainment Groups Rated By How Family Friendly They Are