New Student Orientation is nearly over, so you know what that means! Time for all the information that your Y-Group leaders REFUSED to tell you! You WILL NEED ALL of your books. If you do not have your books on your first day, that is a big, fat zero out of ten percent of your grade! Now the highest score you can get in your … Continue reading BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year
Ex-Mormon Allie Jones made headlines when she announced her successful reverse of her vaccine, her “unvaccination”, much to the bewilderment of medical professionals and the dismay of family and friends. Following the FDA’s full approval on August 23, Allie was faced with a choice tougher than anything she has ever experienced before. While everyone in Allie’s circle has long been frequently reminded about her being … Continue reading Ex-mormon who was successfully unvaccinated now considering revaccination over love of FDA
BYU student Daniel Gaines was supposed to be moving into an ironically named complex owned by the Provo Landlord Confederacy, but after spending the last week “homeless” in Provo, he’s decided that he would rather not have an apartment at all. “I could pay hundreds of dollars to share a room with someone who snores and never takes out the garbage, or I could live … Continue reading Student Intends to Prolong His Homeless Week Says its “Better than Having to Deal with Provo Housing”
My best pal is an ALPHA MALE. You know what that means? He is tough! *cue Home Depot music* He is a hunter! And he never takes no for an answer! Compared to him, all of the young adults of our church are full-on betas! You know what I had to do when I went on Trek? We would catch wild turkeys ourselves, boil the … Continue reading Opinion: The Young Adults of This Church are Too Soft
For many, the BYU first-year experience is unforgettable: getting lost trying to find your class in the JKB, cheering in the student section for a losing football team, enduring the trauma of swing dancing, etc. But unfortunately for incoming freshmen, this precious first-year experience may still be at risk. At least they can rest easy knowing they won’t have to worry about the absence of … Continue reading Fatal Mistake: Freshman Accidentally Reveals Personality and Interests to New Bishop
