Category: Life
Salt Lake City Woman Hates LDS Faith, Consults Horoscope Daily for Inspired Spiritual Advice
Sherri Mcgeel is the epitome of a millennial woman living in Utah. She lives in Salt Lake City, drives a Prius, starts her morning at Starbucks, works a traditional 9-5 at her local essential oils dealer, shops at Trader Joes, and spends her free time complaining about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on social media. “I just can’t believe that the Mormon … Continue reading Salt Lake City Woman Hates LDS Faith, Consults Horoscope Daily for Inspired Spiritual Advice
General Conference Protester Convinced This Year He’ll Bring Church Crumbling Down
Early Friday morning, Salt Lake area protester Noah Hamsterner began his preparations for the October 2020 General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. “It drives me crazy how these ‘sheeple’ keep coming and listening every year.” says Hamsterner, “This is the year that I’m going to bring the whole Church crumbling down. They’re not ready for the sign I’ve come up … Continue reading General Conference Protester Convinced This Year He’ll Bring Church Crumbling Down
Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream
When Dallin Smith’s Mission President told him he had to be married in six months or face probable ensnarement by the wily traps of indolence and pornography, he could never have imagined what following that advice might cost. Smith returned from his mission in Brazil two months ago, but with only four months left until midnight he had to start taking extreme measures to hit … Continue reading Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream
LDS Church Bans ‘Footprints in the Sand’ Poem From All Pulpits
The LDS Church announced that they plan to ban any and all mentions of the oft-mentioned “Footprints in the Sand” poem in an email to all members Thursday morning. The poem, which has been read or referenced in every Latter-Day Saint meeting that has ever existed, tells the story of a person who is walking on the beach and notices that the footprints of the … Continue reading LDS Church Bans ‘Footprints in the Sand’ Poem From All Pulpits
