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Under the Banner of Heaven Last Episode Actually Zoom Call With Your Bishop

The true-crime mini-series Under the Banner of Heaven released its last episode on Hulu last night. Starring Andrew Garfield, the series follows the investigation of the murder of a Latter-Day Saint woman and her daughter. While most viewers were hoping that the last episode would solve the mystery and bring closure to the story, they were both disappointed and caught off guard last night. Instead … Continue reading Under the Banner of Heaven Last Episode Actually Zoom Call With Your Bishop

Carmen Sandeigo
Featured, Life, News

Summer Brings Huge Spike in Amount of People in Your Life You Weren’t Expecting to See in Shorts

A Utah Valley poll conducted last week revealed an upward trend of figures such as bishops, professors, and bosses embracing their summer bodies. Many have been sighted at ward barbeques, tailgating parties, and enjoying the waterpark with the family. “There are enough hot dogs for seconds guys!” said Bishop Greg Gretsky, who was seen manning the grill at Provo 12346759034857th ward’s annual barbeque. While students … Continue reading Summer Brings Huge Spike in Amount of People in Your Life You Weren’t Expecting to See in Shorts

Lisa Simpson
Campus, News

Student Within Cosmo Suit Dies From Heat Exhaustion While Performing

Confused cheers at Miller Park quickly turned into alarmed screams last Saturday when the beloved Cosmo the Cougar suddenly collapsed during a heated BYU Baseball game. And we don’t mean heated in the sense that the two baseball teams were combative- the BYU players literally handed out copies of the Book of Mormon to the opposing team after the game. We mean in the sense … Continue reading Student Within Cosmo Suit Dies From Heat Exhaustion While Performing

Sue Sylvester
Disney, Featured, Life, News

New Study Abroad Program

The Kennedy Center at BYU announced a new study abroad program. Set for a maximum of 85 students and their families per week, this is projected to be the highest-grossing program yet. “Our vision was to create a program in which students will spend just as much money for a normal study abroad, yet simultaneously gain no cultural experience whatsoever,” says program organizer Sally McQueen. … Continue reading New Study Abroad Program

Renesmee
Featured, News, Uncategorized

Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

No, this isn’t hearsay, your honor. According to attendance records that began surfacing on the internet late yesterday evening, both of Amber Heard’s lawyers- Ben Rottenborn and Elaine Bredehoft- are graduates of the University of Utah’s S.J. Quinney College of Law. This crucial piece of information may explain a lot about the proceedings of the highly popularized Amber Heard v.s. Johnny Depp court case. While … Continue reading Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

Lisa Simpson