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Campus, Life, News

BYU Creamery to be featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Guy Fieri has ventured into new territory by featuring the BYU Creamery on the latest episode of his show Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. After many years of petitioning to be on the show, the Creamery finally gets its wish. While the main focus of the episode is ice cream, they also showcase the other food. “What other place would sell ice cream, burgers, and fries?” said … Continue reading BYU Creamery to be featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Cameron Frye
Campus, News

Students React to BYU’s New Optional Mask Policy

Since in-person classes were reinstated in August 2021, we’ve seen a number of students treat the required mask policy like a child with ADHD treats lego instructions. But as of last week, BYU has announced that masks will no longer be required inside classrooms or other indoor spaces. So the Alternate Universe decided to take journalism to the streets and ask fellow students how they … Continue reading Students React to BYU’s New Optional Mask Policy

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Featured, News, Uncategorized

Guy Who Wears Shorts in Winter May Be Coolest, Toughest Man to Ever Live

He can shotgun two rootbeers at one time. He doesn’t own one pair of actual pants. Once, he tried hot sauce. He is, the toughest, coolest man in the world. You’ve probably seen him around campus but have been too intimidated to approach him. His name is Drayden Owens, and he doesn’t give a fr*k how cold it is outside- he’s wearing shorts. “His white calves … Continue reading Guy Who Wears Shorts in Winter May Be Coolest, Toughest Man to Ever Live

Lisa Simpson
Life, News

Homemade crystal meth diffuses around Heritage Halls building, students in the vicinity still high

  On February 20th, A Heritage Halls student, who is somehow over the age of 18, formed a methamphetamine cloud while making homemade crystal meth. When University Police arrived, the top floor of the building was cloudy. “We could only see two feet in front of ourselves,” says Joe Bob, BYU’s Chief of Police. “It was an honest mistake. Just make sure to take Chem … Continue reading Homemade crystal meth diffuses around Heritage Halls building, students in the vicinity still high

Renesmee
Life, News

In Honor of President’s Day: Four Truths and a Lie About President Nelson

What better way to sustain our church leaders and general authorities than by celebrating the holiday made just for them: President’s day! Faithful church members around the world will be celebrating our beloved prophet, President Nelson, all day today. In honor of this great day, here’s four truths and a lie about President Russell M. Nelson. Russell the Wilderness Explorer from the Pixar movie Up … Continue reading In Honor of President’s Day: Four Truths and a Lie About President Nelson

Carmen Sandeigo