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LDS Church Suspends Word of Wisdom Requirement For Remainder of 2020

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints released a statement that declared the suspension of Word of Wisdom for the remainder of 2020 early Wednesday morning. The Word of Wisdom is a health code that requires members of the Church to abstain from alcohol, coffee, tea, and drugs. “It’s been a tough year for so many reasons. We just think the Saints should take … Continue reading LDS Church Suspends Word of Wisdom Requirement For Remainder of 2020

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Governor Herbert Polls Citizens on What They Would Prefer to Die from This Year

A mass mailing campaign initiated by the office of Governor Herbert reportedly landed a special poll in each and every Utah citizen’s mailbox this morning. The poll asks respondents “What is your preferred manner of death in 2020?” and then lists many possible options including COVID-19, an earthquake, killer hornets, and Danites. A special disclaimer at the bottom explains that although the State of Utah … Continue reading Governor Herbert Polls Citizens on What They Would Prefer to Die from This Year

Warren Dusenberry
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Mitt Romney Can’t Find Anywhere to Sit in Capitol Building Cafeteria

One of the greatest traditions of our country is lunch at capitol hill. After various sessions in the House of Representatives and Senate, all the politicians sit together and eat a fine American classic: cafeteria food. In recent years, however, the great cafeteria that is the American government has become increasingly clique based. The Republicans sit with the Republicans, the Democrats sit with the Democrats, … Continue reading Mitt Romney Can’t Find Anywhere to Sit in Capitol Building Cafeteria

James West
Life, News

‘Burn It Down’ Tweets White Intellectual Living in Gated Community

For several days now, protests over death of George Floyd have been occurring all over America, and many in the media have voiced their support. Including Kevin Conrad, a journalist in Chicago. “Burn it down, those in power can afford it.” Kevin tweets from his large mansion in a gated community. “I support these people protesting, because I understand what it’s like to feel unheard” … Continue reading ‘Burn It Down’ Tweets White Intellectual Living in Gated Community

James West
General Conference, News

Members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles weigh in on General Conference being online for the second time.

President Russell M. Nelson: Make sure that your connections are up to par, both spiritually and digitally. Nobody likes buffering. Dallin H Oaks: I truly hope this is the last time General Conference is online. I cannot figure out why Zoom keeps telling me to update. Dieter F Uchtdorf: I am so happy that we can bring General Conference to the whole world through digital … Continue reading Members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles weigh in on General Conference being online for the second time.

James West