The Lehi 10th Stake was thoroughly enjoying their annual handcart trek through a blistering heatwave when fate blessed them with an inspiring disaster. It turns out Jedediah Smith’s family wasn’t the only thing starving on the trail. Just as they stopped for a moment to make sure they were still out of food, a disheveled looking Cosmo the Cougar leaped out from behind a tree … Continue reading Cosmo Viciously Mauls Trek Wife in Faith-Promoting Reenactment of Pioneer Hardship

Provo’s traditional Fourth of July celebration “Stadium of Fire” has long been a favorite of many, drawing in crowds with the promise of live music and a jaw-dropping display of fireworks. A smaller segment, however, are enticed by the event’s somewhat misleading name. “You know, initially a lot of us were excited by the opportunity to be a part of something as notorious as ‘Stadium … Continue reading Local Arsonists Disappointed in “Stadium of Fire”

In a Harvard study conducted immediately following the conclusion of the 8th and final season of HBO’s hit show “Game of Thrones” researchers found that 73% of Americans were able to identify Bran Stark as the new king of Westeros, while only 32% could name the governor of the state in which they reside. “It came as a surprise to many of us,” says researcher … Continue reading Study Finds Americans more Familiar with Ruler of Westeros than Governors of Home States