Prominent, and deceased, LDS educator Karl G. Maeser gave his thoughts on academic honesty during this semester’s midterm season. He also went into detail about how exactly he would get away with cheating on a Proctorio exam. It came as little surprise to BYU students and faculty when Maeser spoke about honor and the importance of keeping your word. He commented on the total lack … Continue reading Karl G. Maeser Weighs in on Academic Honesty: “Place an exam on Proctorio–video monitored, verified ID and location–there is a possibility that I will cheat in some way or another, but put an exam on Learning Suite, and have me give my honor to not use my notes. Can I cheat on this exam? No, never! I’d die first!”

Kaufusi vetos mask mandate, wants to attend “just one more Provo rager” before the end of the world After the Provo City Council unanimously passed on a mandatory mask law on Tuesday, Provo Mayor Michelle Kaufusi threatened to veto the ordinance. “Come on guys, I just really want to rage the Provo way: no masks, no alcohol, and no rules except those dictated by the … Continue reading Kaufusi vetos mask mandate, wants to attend “just one more Provo rager” before the end of the world

A time capsule built into the Salt Lake City temple was recently recovered during construction on the building. Along with the best hits of Parley P. Pratt and Wilford Woodruff’s pocket change, church officials found a book of revelation detailing events in the year 2020. “I just wish we had found the book sooner, we could have been way better prepared,” said church spokesperson Devon … Continue reading Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion