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BREAKING: Helaman Halls Literacy Rates Reach Record High of 25%

In the spirit of Reading Day, a handful of Helaman Halls residents have finally overcome their bibliophobia and learned to read and write. “I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am,” said Reed A. Booke, the 25th percent, unprompted. The fact remains that the majority of Helaman residents will not be participating in the campus-wide holiday. “That’s what the … Continue reading BREAKING: Helaman Halls Literacy Rates Reach Record High of 25%

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Student Filibusters Class with Record-Breaking 50-minute Opening Prayer

Filled with righteous indignation and overcome by the spirit of the Lord, Carrie Brooker said the longest opening prayer ever recorded on BYU campus, leaving no time for class. “If Cory Booker can do it for 25 hours, surely I can make a stand for my fellow students,” Brooker stated. The astounding 50-minute prayer included the phrase “we’re thankful for this day” at least ten … Continue reading Student Filibusters Class with Record-Breaking 50-minute Opening Prayer

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Best Things to Read on Reading Day

Another semester gone means another campus-wide celebration in the form of Reading Day. But what exactly is there to read? We’re glad you asked. “The Cat in the Hat” by Dr. Seuss For anyone new to this whole “reading” thing, Dr. Seuss’s The Cat in the Hat is a great way to get started. While challenging at times, the intricate story and masterful character development … Continue reading Best Things to Read on Reading Day

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New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

With class registration opening, we want to make sure our audience is aware of every new class being offered at BYU as of Winter 2025. These will undoubtedly be in high demand, so get there before they fill up!   ECON 112: Economics of DoorDash Credits: 3 Location: HBLL 3712 Course Description: Positive and negative externalities of submitting to all twelve obligatory service fees.   … Continue reading New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

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Mortifying: Computer Science Student Clearly Showered This Morning

Everyone can remember a time they were truly embarrassed. Maybe you’ve tripped on a flat surface, botched a performance, or been seen at the campus gym. But at least you’ve never been the only person in the room who remembers the last time they showered. Nosewitnesses reported that Lehi Gene, a computer science major in his freshman year, very obviously took a shower before attending … Continue reading Mortifying: Computer Science Student Clearly Showered This Morning

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