Tag: Featured

Campus, Featured, Sports

Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

After spending his rookie season getting smashed by 300-pound NFL veterans, Zach Wilson decided to smash someone his own size. Former BYU Quarterback and apparent mom lover, Zach Wilson, was the talk of the town yesterday. Instead of enjoying his Sabbath in peace, he was trending on Twitter for a surprising reason. Dax Milne, Wilson’s former roommate and current Eskimo brother, posted a picture on … Continue reading Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, General Conference

Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

The fifth installment in the Despicable Me cinematic universe, Minions: The Rise of Gru, saw a welcoming success to the box office. As the memes of Facebook Mom’s favorite yellow creature flooded the internet, theaters across the world became flooded too. Thousands of “original” 16 year-olds dressed up in suits for the movie and ran to the theaters for their shot at internet glory. Some … Continue reading Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

Bobby Zimmeruski
Life, News

Provo Man Deletes Grammarly from Phone After Hearing Advice to Delete Period Apps

In the aftermath of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, many creators on Instagram and Tiktok have been sharing advice on how to protect yourself and your reproductive health. One of the suggestions was to delete any period trackers off of your phone in the face of fears that your data could be sold or turned over to the government.  After hearing this advice … Continue reading Provo Man Deletes Grammarly from Phone After Hearing Advice to Delete Period Apps

Carmen Sandeigo
Life

Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C

Hayleigh Horn went into this Summer full of hope and dreams to kick back and enjoy her tennis classes and summer job at the creamery. Then she realized her house doesn’t have A/C. “I’ve never lived in Provo over the summer, so I thought that A/C was just a given in all apartments. Boy, was I wrong,” said Hayleigh to an Alternate Universe reporter. She … Continue reading Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C

Sister Michael
Life, News

Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

In the most important announcement since allowing self-checkout on Sundays, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has finally confirmed that “all the dogs to heaven”. Well, almost all dogs… President Nelson explained in a recent interview with Joe Rogan that all dogs have their place in the celestial kingdom. “Dogs are wonderful vessels of joy for all people. They are rays of … Continue reading Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

Bobby Zimmeruski