Tag: Featured

Campus, News

Dark History of 224th Ward Revealed: The Only Ward to Ever Meet in the Testing Center

Because of the sheer amount of BYU student wards, YSA wards meet in almost every building on campus. That is, except for the testing center. However, that was not always the case. Although having been shrouded in mystery for years, the Alternate Universe’s investigative journalism team is finally bringing to light the dark history of the Provo 224th YSA ward. It was a dark and … Continue reading Dark History of 224th Ward Revealed: The Only Ward to Ever Meet in the Testing Center

Carmen Sandeigo
Featured, Sports

Joe Burrow loses Super Bowl after not paying tithing

After losing the important game of his career, Burrow only can blame one person: himself. The Bengals lost a close, hard-fought game this Sunday. On the sidelines, word got out that Joe Burrow had not paid his tithing that month. The Alternate Universe received an exclusive interview with Burrow because we’re just cool like that. “I can only blame myself at this point,” Joe Burrow … Continue reading Joe Burrow loses Super Bowl after not paying tithing

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Sports

Ministering Rates Mysteriously Increase on Super Bowl Sunday

As Super Bowl Sunday is upon us once again, we can finally enjoy the culmination of years training from athletes who are, and will always be, better than you. But on this year’s Super Bowl Sunday, you can look forward to a visit from people who are not, and will never be, better than you: your ministers. The Church has noticed a strange trend in … Continue reading Ministering Rates Mysteriously Increase on Super Bowl Sunday

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon

As efforts increase to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, BYU’s Cannon Center has taken a revolutionary approach to social distancing and public safety with the installation of a real cannon. Imported from England, the cannon will be loaded with food and fired at the hungry students. Kate Anderson, head manager of the Cannon Center, described the process of this new decision to The Alternate Universe … Continue reading Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon

Sister Michael