Dear The Daily Universe, We waited for you at the base of the Y. We waited all day and night. Yet again, we were there, and you were anywhere but. You know we care for you. We love, and that much is made clear. We fight, and even then are fueled by unadulterated adulterous passion. You know we love you. So you know it pains … Continue reading Another Open Letter to the Daily Universe
Dear The Daily Universe, We haven’t always seen eye to eye. You’ve judged us for reporting the raw truth and we’ve judged you for fabricating your own. But we’re tired of fighting. We’re tired of running from our feelings. We’re not kids anymore, The Daily Universe. We’re student newspaper organizations now. And that means we have to take some responsibility. We’ve been around for nine … Continue reading An Open Love Letter to the Daily Universe
New school year, new you–and new mortifyingly awkward encounters with your former lovers. Because avoidance is more effective than therapy, take some time to organize your escape plan. Stick to Buildings Where Your Ex Definitely Won’t Be. Hang around highbrow sanctuaries such as the MOA or the Kennedy Center, where only enlightened souls roam—not people who still owe you closure. Wear a Disguise While … Continue reading The Beginner’s Guide to Avoiding Your Ex on Campus
