Leak Reveals The Village to Receive Priority Access to Vaccine

Leaked documents from the Utah Coronavirus Task Force reveal that The Village will be one of several apartment complexes to receive early access to the COVID-19 vaccine when it’s made available. Years ago, these apartment complexes made various agreements with the state for their residents to receive premium benefits in the case of emergency. These benefits range from backup generators to discounts at country clubs. … Continue reading Leak Reveals The Village to Receive Priority Access to Vaccine

City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton

After leading a protest last week in Provo last week, celebrity and heiress Paris Hilton had some choice words to offer the city of Provo. As a teenager, Hilton spent time in Provo at the Provo Canyon School, where she was severely mistreated. She now returns to lead a protest to shutdown the school and their various malpractices. Hilton also noted that the City of … Continue reading City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton

Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

After yesterday’s letter from the Presidents of BYU and UVU, the universities have decided to continue to show a united front to students by having UVU begin enforcing the BYU Honor Code among its own students.  The official letter to students stated that they were concerned with “not only your spiritual well-being but also of those in the local community.” It goes on to say … Continue reading Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

Provo insists bad air quality is a government hoax

The air quality in Utah was thought to have gotten worse from recent fires, but Provo residents insist on the idea that the poor air quality is simply another hoax, much like COVID-19. “We all know that social distancing doesn’t do anything,” said Jared Wright, a BYU student studying environmental science. “The reason why the air was thought to be bad was because the government … Continue reading Provo insists bad air quality is a government hoax

BYU On-Campus Housing Announces Trash Bags as a COVID-19 Prevention

COVID-19 cases are still increasing across the world, especially in Utah, but BYU still plans to open in the fall with some precautionary measures in place. The on-campus housing department has determined that in the event of being exposed to or infected with COVID-19, three large trash bags will be graciously donated to the affected student. This decision has resulted in a mad rush to … Continue reading BYU On-Campus Housing Announces Trash Bags as a COVID-19 Prevention