Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

After yesterday’s letter from the Presidents of BYU and UVU, the universities have decided to continue to show a united front to students by having UVU begin enforcing the BYU Honor Code among its own students.  The official letter to students stated that they were concerned with “not only your spiritual well-being but also of those in the local community.” It goes on to say … Continue reading Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

Provo insists bad air quality is a government hoax

The air quality in Utah was thought to have gotten worse from recent fires, but Provo residents insist on the idea that the poor air quality is simply another hoax, much like COVID-19. “We all know that social distancing doesn’t do anything,” said Jared Wright, a BYU student studying environmental science. “The reason why the air was thought to be bad was because the government … Continue reading Provo insists bad air quality is a government hoax

BYU On-Campus Housing Announces Trash Bags as a COVID-19 Prevention

COVID-19 cases are still increasing across the world, especially in Utah, but BYU still plans to open in the fall with some precautionary measures in place. The on-campus housing department has determined that in the event of being exposed to or infected with COVID-19, three large trash bags will be graciously donated to the affected student. This decision has resulted in a mad rush to … Continue reading BYU On-Campus Housing Announces Trash Bags as a COVID-19 Prevention

Socially Distanced Independence Parade Drags on for Ten Hours

Provo citizens were excited to hear that the 4th of July “Grand Parade” was set to happen despite the COVID-19 pandemic. City officials announced that the parade would be compliant with social distancing rules, and take full precautions for the safety of all involved.  However, due to a typo in the instructions, rather than staying 60 feet apart, all floats were 600 feet apart from … Continue reading Socially Distanced Independence Parade Drags on for Ten Hours

BYU Alumni “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” Claim They Poisoned Michael Jordan’s Pizza

The Last Dance documentary aired its final episodes this past weekend on ESPN and New information was brought to light surrounding Michael Jordan’s “Flu Game.” It was never the flu though; it was food poisoning.   Five former BYU students that donned themselves the “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” were working at a Pizza Hut Internship in Park City during the summer of ’98.   “We … Continue reading BYU Alumni “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” Claim They Poisoned Michael Jordan’s Pizza