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Jake Paul Will Fight “Hunk Smith”, Hank Smith’s WWE Alter-Ego in Next Boxing Match

Fresh off his victory over retired UFC fighter Ben Askren, Jake Paul has decided to challenge the biggest name in LDS Twitter to a boxing match. The internet’s poster-boy for bad life decisions has actually acquired quite the resume in his young boxing career. With victories over fighters half his height and retired wrestlers, some are starting to take him seriously.  Hank Smith has recently … Continue reading Jake Paul Will Fight “Hunk Smith”, Hank Smith’s WWE Alter-Ego in Next Boxing Match

Bobby Zimmeruski
Sports

March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees

According to recent reports, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will be hosting some March Madness games this weekend.    Since the entirety of March Madness this year will be held in the Indianapolis area, there was a limited number of available venues to play in. Just like the Provo Rec Center, there was an extreme imbalance of players with NBA dreams compared … Continue reading March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Sports

Chiefs Coach Caught Devouring “Graham Canyon” Ice Cream Following Super Bowl Loss

Last year, Kansas City Chiefs head coach and BYU Alumni Andy Reid made headlines when he set his priorities straight immediately following his first super bowl victory, “I’m gonna go get the biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen…The biggest one, might be a double.” He promised to continue his tradition of a celebratory cheeseburger if the Chiefs were able to repeat as Super Bowl Champions saying, … Continue reading Chiefs Coach Caught Devouring “Graham Canyon” Ice Cream Following Super Bowl Loss

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Sports

BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”

Following Governor Herbert’s State of Emergency announcement, the BYU golf team was forced to suspend practices, and cancel all future meets.  Bret Emerson, a member of the team, said the announcement caught him and his teammates off guard. “Just a few weeks ago, we’re all having a great time at a Halloween party, and suddenly there’s a state of emergency?”  Emerson said he’s “not one … Continue reading BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”

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Amidst a slow week, BYU vs. Boise State definitely the biggest event

America seems to be in a bit of a dry spell when it comes to news. Not much has happened all week and reporters (ours especially) are becoming antsier by the day. They have been searching for new stories and coming up dry. It is highly implausible to have no news, but the country is shocked at the complete lack of it. However, tonight we … Continue reading Amidst a slow week, BYU vs. Boise State definitely the biggest event

Cameron Frye