BYUtv president Micheal Dunn announced plans for an exclusive streaming service called “BYUtv+” via press release this morning at 9 a.m.

“The streaming service is designed for those people who think that the shows on Disney+ are just a little too raunchy. It’s definitely for regular people, not just members of the Church. Our content 100% appeals to the whole world. The whole world loves stories about Joseph Smith. It’s all in the numbers. I can prove it,” said Dunn. 

The streaming service will feature every BYU devotional ever given, though forums will not be available, as they are being placed into the BYU TV vault. The service, available via any streaming device, will also contain full seasons of shows like Studio C, Random Acts, and other TV shows that your 7 year-old cousin thinks are cool.

Additionally, BYUtv+ will feature exclusive original content such as a new series based on the hit film “Johnny Lingo”. The film’s original cast will return, but the series will be given a feminist update, so don’t count on any 10 cow women.

Other content will include “Provo’s Most Eligible: Director’s Cut” and other things you couldn’t care less about watching. 

The streaming service will cost $9.99/month, unless you can prove you pay your tithing; then, it’s only $6.99.