As BYU ground out a 27-20 win of UTSA, the lack of fans in the stadium was a welcome circumstance. BYU entered the game as 34 point favorites of the Roadrunners, but could only manage a 7 point win after sloppy play in all phases of the game.

“Yeah, it wasn’t the best game we’ve ever played,” said BYU Coach Kalani Sitake. “I’m glad our fans weren’t here to see it.” This BYU team was previously thought to be the greatest ever after outscoring their first three opponents by a combined score of 5,744-3. We can only hope that the team spends some serious time considering what iniquities they committed this week that prevented their efforts from being divinely inspired.

The Cougars next opponent is the Houston Cougars which is sure to confuse many old people who tune into the game.