Following the success of Prince Harry’s Spare, David Archuleta has also decided to tell the tale of his personal exodus in a new 416-page autobiography selling for a retail price of $38.

The 32-year-old self-reportedly “took a step back from” the LDS church in early November of last year. Since, he has spoken out about this decision and his experiences since going his own way. What no one expected, however, was a whole book chronicling every detail of his life.

“I’m not sure I really needed to know the part about him drinking Bang energy drinks with Simon Cowell. Some things are better left unsaid,” commented Timmer Turney, who has taken down his Archuleta poster since reading the book.

“I just can’t wait for the documentary”, says the avid Archuleta fan David Cook.

How will audiences receive Archuleta’s story? Will they give him their vote of approval, or will they deem him an American false idol? Perhaps only time will tell.