You got screwed over. The BYU ticketing system failed you. Now you’re stuck in your apartment—alone, bitter, and friendless while the student section goes wild. Fortunately, we’ve compiled a list of things you can do instead.

Paraglide Into the Stadium with Cosmo

A 100% free, 100% foolproof way to sneak into the student section.

Hold a Strike Outside LaVell Edwards Stadium

Between the drumline, 3rd down siren, and speaker system set to “earthquake”, however, no one will hear you. On the bright side, it’s the closest you’ll get to the student section this season.

Watch Wii Sports Instead

There’s no student section, but the drama is unmatched—Mii Sarah just bowled a perfect 300, Mii Jake just got kicked off the Mii football team for unsportsmanlike conduct, and Mii AJ is getting D1 offers from WiiU.

Poison the Student Center Water

Once everyone is too sick to go to the games, you can ask your friends if you can use their unused ROC pass.

Yell At Your Phone

People say this doesn’t accomplish anything, but the truth is, no one has stuck with it long enough to see the results.

Start Wearing Utah Apparel on Game Days
You didn’t get a ROC pass—but you can get attention. BYU has failed you, so you should rub it in their face.