BREAKING: BYU to Build New Creamery Where Old Creamery Was

Sources report that BYU has decided to maximize the new space on campus by building a new Creamery on the site of the old Creamery. While many different ideas were rumored, it is now confirmed that the lot of land that used to house the old Creamery on Ninth will now be built into a new Creamery on Ninth.

According to sources, the idea was passed unanimously immediately upon introduction in meetings with the Board of Education.

“I love ice cream,” shared President C. Shane Reese in the press release. “So why not two ice cream?”

Students around BYU are also on board.

“People say that taking a girl out to the Creamery is a cliché date,” began BYU student Branson Hatfield. “But how could it be cliché if I take a girl to Creamery 2?”

“I’m really glad that there’s another creamery now,” began elementary education major Susie Francis, “because the new one was really busy, but now this new new one should help with the crowds.”

While there is no official word yet, rumors have it that the new creamery will be the same size and layout as the previously demolished one, to aim for a “retro chic” design.

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