Nothing is fun without a hint of mystery or suspense. Enter the soft launch — the not-quite-official, not-quite-secret strategy of introducing a new fact about yourself. With Pride month in full swing, here are some subtle ways to show your true colors. Wear a rainbow WWJD bracelet A subtle way to flaunt your political beliefs while also reprimanding small-minded haters. You are a follower of … Continue reading How To Soft Launch That You’re a Liberal
You’re sitting in your living room–feet up, popcorn in hand, prepared to enjoy a wholesome movie night with the people you love most. Before long, you realize the once family-friendly movie you all cherished has been replaced with a profane, sensual, and extremely violent alternative. Suddenly, “The Parent Trap” has new meaning. Say hello to VidDevil, the streaming service from hell. Sometimes you want to … Continue reading BREAKING: Satan Drops Brand New Streaming Service “VidDevil”
Thought you were BYU basketball literate? Think again. Here’s a list of 6 facts you thought you knew about AJ that actually aren’t true. AJ is 6’9” False. AJ is actually 6’2”, which means you are actually 5’10”. AJ Dybantsa has been cast as the lead for Space Jam 3: A New Hope Though we agree this would have been awesome, Warner Bros will be … Continue reading AJ Dybantsa Debunked
For years, scholars have debated the motive behind BYU’s male dress and grooming standards. Recently, mustached men have confirmed speculations about the mystical power that exudes from their facial hair. Walking across our beloved BYU campus, you might notice a man with impressive whiskers pass by. This mustached man will be one of many to cross your path. What is the source of this phenomenon, … Continue reading BYU men claim Provo stache posesses mystical powers
After attending second hour on Sunday, Enya Erinberg, a junior in the BYU media arts program, was shocked that the Relief Society discussion did not align with progressive Hollywood values. In a defiant rage, Erinberg stated, “The only topic of conversation was Jesus and President Nelson. You’d think that a room full of women could find something better to do than gossip about men.” Although … Continue reading Student film major distraught after relief society lesson did not pass the Bechdel test
